A bob no
A hairdo mimic.
Bad erg
A desert mimic that smokes and calls you names.
A rebuilt hi chum
A friendly golem made from scrap metal, gas powered.
A radar cub
A puppy that can detect blink dogs. GOOD BOY!
I ask libs
A curious monster that attacks with words and questions, mostly found around old tomes and books.
Bare
A shaved Ursidae.
Rave be
A nocturnal, energetic monster with a fluorescent tongue.
Let bee
A stirge you just have to put behind you.
Elder hob
Shaped like a three-sided wooden box, it sneaks up to houses at night and knocks off a brick or two, and runs off with them.
Pub dick gland
Found in taverns, it... Moving on.
Gild knob
A door handle mimic that gentle covers the inside of your hand with gold leaf. These people are highly sought after.
A bro
Either you love this monster, or you hate it. In any case, you most definitely know it.
Near limbo
These thin spectres, bent over in impossible ways, will try to take hold on you and drag you through the ground, to the antechamber of the infinite waiting halls.
I be worn
A clothing mimic, impossible to get rid of because of its cut, that manages to both hurt and look dashing!
Of a flub
A wizard made it, unknowingly.
Be a grub
Iron rations mimic.
Butt eel
Moving on.
B LUL
Teenage monster, texting her bestie life advice about whatevs K THX BAI.
Butt Eels are the worst. Never skinny dip in lakes where they lurk.
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