Print out the following photorealistic illustration of multiple slugs and snails for your next game. When you need a slug or a snail, just drop a die and use whatever it fell on.
(For those eco-friendly, non-printing people out there, please find a compiled table after the image for your convenience.)
Random gastropod encounter table to be used instead of the die drop alternative above:
King Dottie and his gnarly twig
They say that crown is really a wig
They say his kingdom is really weak
But to be fair he’s only done it for a week
King Dottie and his dirty clothes
They say the dots are flies in loads
They say his eyes are really warts
And that he only command through his farts
King Dottie and his seal clad castle
(building that fortress was really a hassle!)
Goblin King, Saviour, he’s all they gotVanquisher, Invader - but always old Dot
