Dec 26, 2019
Dec 9, 2019
PuterPlane: Running Server
Running Server
- Kangaroo-sized
- But moves like an ostrich
- Head is tablet
- Weapon; display one random file from its hard drive:
- PAGEFILE.SYS
- Attacker is confused for one round
- But reveals information about running processes (+3 bonus against this Running Server)
- TWAIN.DLL
- Save vs. Scan. If fail, Running Server has a visual copy of attacker and may print out clones that will defend it
- C:\WINDOWS\FONTS\WINGDING.TTF
- Save vs. Tinfoil Hat (or Deciphering), or stand useless for 2 rounds trying to make sense of the symbols
- Tail is power chord
- Must recharge once per day for at least 2 hours
- Running Servers that go without power start losing information at the rate of 1 file/hour
- Information hungry, will hunt and devour interesting things if re-powered and memory was lost
- Chicken legs
- Type of pack animal
- Domesticated by Binary Herders in server farms
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