Château Vampyr

 

My daughter provided this list of possible names for a vampire:

1. Vampyro
2. Läsko
3. Blodtörstiga Köttfärssåsskallen
4. von Blodkorven
5. Huggtandsmackan
6. Korvmackan
   

Castle Clot: a gallery

The Blood Connoisseur

Oh please, sit, sit!

Don't you lift your finger, not even a bit!

A guest is at his best

when he's served, oh how absurd!

I forgot our cheese!

And crackers! Oh, please,

not to mention, two glasses of red!

Hm, what was that you said?

Pimbleman's Cut?

Oh sweetie surely you're jok-...oh you're not...

That was...a different take,

on, one may say, this toxic some drink today

Just feels like a waste

of tongue and taste...

Oh, listen to me, old and sour!

Hope my warm hospitality didn't turn into a cold shower!

But, you know what? To hell

with crackers and cheese!

I'll taste your Pimbleman, to have you be at ease!

But after that, I will spoil your tongue

with a wine that makes you feel vivid and strong

and we'll dance in this moonlit salon!

Don't be alarmed, miss, but when I kiss

I may just nibble a bit...