CAMEL, Wild
Fifty percent risk
Wet shot of blinding
Bodily fluid
CARRION CRAWLER
Handy flesh hoover
My game is death and decay
Mmm, what's rotting dear?
CATOBLEPAS
I asked her out, she
said "No redeeming features!"
Nobody loves me
CATTLE, Wild
I'm Steve the Stampede
I'll fucking run over you
You better run son
CENTAUR
Here, have a man bag
The ladies dig it, you know?
Because I'm worth it
CENTIPEDE, Giant
THE ANGER, THE RUSH,
THE BITE, THE POISON, THE CRUSH
Yeah, no real danger
CEREBRAL PARASITE
Sorry I was blind
You are always on my mind
So happy you're mine
CHIMERA
Destruction in thirds
Palette of death, a dire choice
Let me see the goat
COCKATRICE
Beatrice the Cock
She had a masonry touch
But hey, that beak though
COUATL
Speak all, listen none
Psionically aware
Cook til very rare
CRAB, Giant
Enlarge the mundane
is not the answer, rather
transpose A and R
CRAYFISH, Giant
Cherax Destructor!
Snip snap clip clap crash hi-hat
Cherax Destructor!
CROCODILE
Great wall of China
here comes, some slow, all stupid
Gently smiling jaws
This needed to happen.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about that, but I'm having a mildly fun time writing these!
DeleteBravo! I started but ran dry after three.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Well I'm only on C and that's taken me two years...
DeleteI LOVE these and pointed some people towards this series on my podcast this week.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I listened to the episode earlier today, it's weird hearing your words being read by someone else.
Delete(And for future readers, this is the podcast Jeremy is talking about: https://frothsofdnd.blogspot.com/2019/02/humpday-bog-o-rama-22719.html)
I heard about these on Jeremy's podcast and really like them. You inspired me to write one for Demogorgon:
ReplyDeleteI may have two heads
But fuck you, Stranger Things kids:
There's only one me
I like it!
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